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Parody of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus

LYRICS
My name's Raphael
I live down in the sewer
It stinks like hell
From all of the #2
Our leader's a rat
He makes us wear hats
So no one will know who I am
And no one will give a damn about me

Chorus:
Cause I'm Just a teenage mutant, ninja
Yeah I'm Just a teenage mutant, ninja
Eat up some ice cream flavored pizza with me

Righteous! Radical! Bossanova! Heil Hitler...
Wait what? Dude not cool, c'mon man

The Shredder's a d--k
He makes kids drop out of school
And steal lots of s--t
Cause they think that crime is cool
April's kind of hot
She's on 5 o'clock
But she doesn't know who I am
And she'll never give that ass up to me

(Chorus)

Bridge:
Oh yeah
Cowabunga
No we don't run from the foot clansmen
Oh yeah
F--k them
We're heroes in a f--kin' halfshell

Man I'm feeling great
We finally killed Shredder off
Wait look this is gay
He's bigger and more pissed off
We're all gonna die
Kiss your ass goodbye
But my ass is under a shell
And what's Shredder tryna tell us now?
I got some b----s inside with weed and pizza
Come and get high with me my n---a
I'm just a teenage mutant ninja like you

(Chorus)
(Bridge)

So uh, how does wearing a hat hide the fact that I'm a turtle?
Shh shh shut the f--k up Donnie


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Eminem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY
Lil Dicky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZla1ttZHaw
Weird Al: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
Bart Baker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbWbj8WX-Zo
Epic Rap Battles of History: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ver1OZdK2bA
The Lonely Island https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY

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